Musical Nicotine

Alright I am proclaiming to the world, when I hear Ke$ha I like the songs. At least that is what it seems like. Her songs are addicting. But then I step back, and listen to them. The words are stupid, the message is demeaning and corrupting. In truth it doesn't even take in to account that musically it isn't really music. It's sorta talk singing, and not the Johnny Cash or Bob Dylan kind either. They got away with it because they wrote songs about something. Ke$ha on the other hand, it's like marketed idiocy. For awhile I thought that she might be a very clever person who just knows how to entertain, like Zach Galifinakas (his last name doesn't need to be spelled correctly because most people can't pronounce it anyway). But I think I was disproven today. I was looking on my ping! account and saw her video announcement about the new album. It was awkward and a dumb, clever entertainers will do the same thing but it lacked that element where you knew it was pretend dumb. As I watched I thought "dumber than Jessica Simpson." Harsh I know but the music industry is finally getting to white kids, 'make them dumb enough to buy whatever fodder we give them.'

It's like nicotine, I know cigarettes are bad for me but oh man I like it so there!

Warning: Sweatpants

It is a well known scientific fact that sweatpants will cause any individual to become fat. And by well known I mean made up. But consider this. When wearing sweats for long periods of time, say weeks or months. One does not take notice of their ever expanding waistline. The traditional non elastic waistband reminds victims of the gain they are experiencing as the buttons scream under the mounting strain. But each day of the sweats is like a day with no means of measurement. the response is "they are so comfy" which is true and they continue to become more comfortable as individuals are less and less capable of fitting in their old pants. When it is all said and done tragedy has struck, and figures have been destroyed.

Save yourself and your friends! Friends don't let friends wear sweats.