Starbucks

There are those who drink the sludge obsessively. I however cannot. I rarely go to any Starbucks but the one at the Mtn. However I recently went with a friend to one in Quincy. I wasn't quite sure if I was 'hip' enough to even darken the doors of such an establishment. So just to make sure I put on a scarf like any good yuppie. I however do not make good money and only appear to be such a person. With the scarf warming my apparently cold neck the barista quickly came to ask me for my order. I presume she observed my scarf and wanted to assist me warm my frigid throat. Of course I was quickly found out to be an outsider when I was unable to order a drink using their measurement units or string several words into a massive compound word/sentance. My friend embarrassed, covered for me by paying. It signified my true alien nature but her expertise overshadowed my ignorance.

Why we got coffee at 9pm I have no idea.